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[Jul. 15th, 2009|03:45 pm] |
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Someone sent me this joke the other day, I thought it was hilarious. I make no apologies for offending anyone!
A man starts a new job at the zoo. The first job he's given to do is to clean out the fish. As he's wading about in the water the fish attack him, swinging his spade he kills a couple of them.
'Oh no,' he thought 'I've killed the fish, what shall I do with them?' he thinks for a minute and then has an idea, 'I know,' he thinks 'I'll feed them to the lions, the lions will eat anything.'
So off he goes and feeds the fish to the lions.
A little while later he starts to clean out the monkey house. As he's moving the bedding around two chimps attack him. Defending himself he swings his spade and kills them as well.
'Oh no,' he thinks, 'Not again, I've killed the chimps, whatever shall I do with them?' He thinks for a little while and then remembers the fish, 'I know I'll feed them to the lions, they'll eat anything.'
So off he goes and throws the chimps to the lions.
Later on he's given the job of tidying up the bee hives. As he begins his work the bees start to attack him. Defending himself he again swings his spade, again and again until all that's left is a squishy pile of bees.
'Damn!' He thinks, I don't know my own strength, I've killed all the bees, what shall I do with this mess? I know I'll feed them to the lions, they'll eat anything.'
So off he goes and feeds the bees to the lions.
Later on a new lion is put in the cage with the others. He ambles up to the old lion and says 'Hiya mate! What's the food like in here?'
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| the schedule for my north american tour this autumn |
[Jul. 15th, 2009|09:23 am] |
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http://www.moby.com/journal/2009-07-15/schedule-for-my-north-american-tour-autu.html as promised here's the schedule for my north american tour this autumn.
ok, as promised here's the schedule for my north american tour this autumn.
you'll notice that i'm playing quebec city, calgary, and edmonton, in addition to
toronto, montreal and vancouver.
also 4 mexican dates, mexico city, monterrey, and guadalajara.
and lots and lots of u.s and a dates, too.
hopefully see you sometime soon.
oh, and here's the pre-sale link for buying tickets:
https://tix.concertmaps.com/moby/
-moby
DAY DATE CITY VENUE
THU 17-Sep Baltimore, MD Rams Head Live
FRI 18-Sep Washington, DC 9:30 Club
SAT 19-Sep
SUN 20-Sep Philadelphia, PA TLA
MON 21-Sep New York, NY Irving Plaza
TUE 22-Sep
WED 23-Sep
THU 24-Sep Boston, MA House of Blues
FRI 25-Sep Quebec City, QC Theatre Capitole
SAT 26-Sep Montreal, QC Metropolis
SUN 27-Sep
MON 28-Sep Toronto, ON Kool Haus
TUE 29-Sep Detroit, MI St. Andrew's Hall
WED 30-Sep Chicago, IL Vic Theatre
THU 01-Oct St. Paul, MN Myth
FRI 02-Oct
SAT 03-Oct Houston, TX Warehouse Live
SUN 04-Oct Dallas, TX Palladium
MON 05-Oct
TUE 06-Oct Mexico City, MX Vive Cuervo Salon
WED 07-Oct Mexico City, MX Vive Cuervo Salon
THU 08-Oct Guadalajara, MX Teatro Diana
FRI 09-Oct
SAT 10-Oct Monterrey, MX Escenica
SUN 11-Oct
MON 12-Oct San Diego, CA House of Blues
TUE 13-Oct
WED 14-Oct Los Angeles, LA The Wiltern
THU 15-Oct San Francisco, CA Warfield Theatre
FRI 16-Oct
SAT 17-Oct
SUN 18-Oct Seattle, WA The Showbox SODO
MON 19-Oct Portland, OR Crystal Ballroom
TUE 20-Oct Vancouver, BC Commodore Ballroom
WED 21-Oct
THU 22-Oct Calgary, AB MacEwan Hall
FRI 23-Oct Edmonton, AB Edmonton Event Centre |
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